Found lump in neck awhile back (we all know what "Lump" means to a woman)
After many Dr. visits had lump ultrasounded-lump to large for comfort
Had FNA schedualed for lump (FNA= Fine Needle Aspiration, I think it really means Frick'in Not Alright!"
Admitted to hospital for procedure
Scared as hell...until...
1)I counted all the dots in the ceiling tile. By the way there's 480 holes.
2)Found out my sister "Rocked" a hospital gown 80's off the shoulder style once (only because the damn thing was too large and kept falling off)
3)My lil sister's stomach sounded like to old men fighting...roda roda roda
(she didn't eat this morning)
Laughter really is the best medicine! The good news? Lumps seem to be getting smaller so no need to needle it, just have to watch it for a while just to be sure.
Come on...does anyone really what one of these things coming at them?
Now if everyone keeps burping and farting in public...I should be fine!
LOL
