Your Breaking My Jaw!

Your worst nightmare....

Have you ever tried to eat a jawbreaker? You know there's a reason they call it a jawbreaker right? Slimy, slobbery, sticky...uhg! And it's supposed to be good? Who was the crazy person who came up with the idea of giving our kids a gag ball made of sugar? Unless your really into sugary bondage toys maybe you should stay away from these. Most are just big enough to get lodged in your throat...have you ever seen the movie "Jawbreaker"? Freaky!! This girl is kidnapped by her best friends for her birthday and one of them decided to gag her as a joke with a jawbreaker. Well like all moms say "you'll choke on it!" she does and dies! If you haven't seen it, go rent...watch! You'll laugh so hard you'll choke!

Check out Foodnetwork on how Jawbreakers are made! Cool!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/jaw-breakers/1348.html

Gummy Gummy

Oh the wonderful world of Gummy! Did you know they can make just about any shape out of that gummy stuff? There's gummy rats, gummy bears, gummy fish, gummy, gummy burgers, gummy peaches, gummy cola, some of the wierder shapes, gummy brains, gummy bugs, oh and my favorite gummy eyeballs! But we can't forget America's favorite...the gummy worm! Now in my day (not too long ago) they used to be all one color, one flavor. Now with todays technology they make them with stripes! oh and 2 flavors at once...to tantilize the tast buds is insane! ok, ok, so i'm a little crazy for gummy worms. I recently bought a bag for my lil one "Bella" and was surprised when I opened the bag...they were staring back at me! Yes you heard right. Staring at me! Gummy worms now have faces! Now how am I supposed to devour endless gummies when they're looking at me? ugg! Oh well....chomp chomp!

Marisa goes for a spin

Make a Smilebox scrapbook

Dream Dream Dream...

Dreams. What are they? Wierd manifistations of our imaginations? Have you ever realized that you were dreaming? I remember always hearing "if you die in your dreams you die in real life" I hope that isn't true. I had the craziest dream this morning. It is a bit detailed to go into but long story short. I made fun of someone and they shot me in the back. I then realized in my dream that I was dreaming and that "if you die in your dreams you die in real life" was going through my mind. I tried to wake up but it seemed like hours. I even felt the intense pain and stinging from the gunshot wound and then the warmth one would feel from bleeding out. I eventually woke up. Probably only seconds in real life. My back hurts.

Just when you think they're getting on your last nerve...

They go and do something cute.

Isabella decided to conduct her own concert

while I listened to Mozart as I was cleaning the house

Donut Drums

Isabella had been bugging me to eat a donut yesterday. After many attempts to get her to eat her lunch, she finally got the donut she wanted. Now one would think she would inhail it like a Great Dane would a burritto, but alas this was not the case. No... she had a sudden urge to eat off all the frosting and play the "Donut Drums." I only knew this was happening because from the kitchen I could hear a "Squishing" sound along with singing. when I investigated I found this.

Ok, my 2yr old has been buggin to watch this "Gummie Bear" song from youtube. When she wants to watch it she asks "I watch Gummie Bear Butt?"