It's Goo-licious!

It funny, as a mom you are always playing translator with your kids. Even when they're teens, it never stops. I've been meaning to write down Isabella's "Belli-isms."

poppy weee-sawl = Pop goes the weasal

No monkeys jump the bed = No monkys jumping on the bed

Last few months she's been trying to say "delicious" but it kept coming out garbled. She finally settled on "Goo-licious!"

Set scene: Isabella sitting (ok jumping) at the table at Red Robin

Mom: Belly what are you eating?

Isabella: French fri...ummmmm Goo-Licious!

Enough said!

Your Breaking My Jaw!

Your worst nightmare....

Have you ever tried to eat a jawbreaker? You know there's a reason they call it a jawbreaker right? Slimy, slobbery, sticky...uhg! And it's supposed to be good? Who was the crazy person who came up with the idea of giving our kids a gag ball made of sugar? Unless your really into sugary bondage toys maybe you should stay away from these. Most are just big enough to get lodged in your throat...have you ever seen the movie "Jawbreaker"? Freaky!! This girl is kidnapped by her best friends for her birthday and one of them decided to gag her as a joke with a jawbreaker. Well like all moms say "you'll choke on it!" she does and dies! If you haven't seen it, go rent...watch! You'll laugh so hard you'll choke!

Check out Foodnetwork on how Jawbreakers are made! Cool!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/jaw-breakers/1348.html

Gummy Gummy

Oh the wonderful world of Gummy! Did you know they can make just about any shape out of that gummy stuff? There's gummy rats, gummy bears, gummy fish, gummy, gummy burgers, gummy peaches, gummy cola, some of the wierder shapes, gummy brains, gummy bugs, oh and my favorite gummy eyeballs! But we can't forget America's favorite...the gummy worm! Now in my day (not too long ago) they used to be all one color, one flavor. Now with todays technology they make them with stripes! oh and 2 flavors at once...to tantilize the tast buds is insane! ok, ok, so i'm a little crazy for gummy worms. I recently bought a bag for my lil one "Bella" and was surprised when I opened the bag...they were staring back at me! Yes you heard right. Staring at me! Gummy worms now have faces! Now how am I supposed to devour endless gummies when they're looking at me? ugg! Oh well....chomp chomp!